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Wedding Anniversary

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds

AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a box, gift wrapped, in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,

brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday
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