100 Dollar Bill

A married couple in their early 60's were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a
tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such
an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all
this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Ooh, I want to travel around
the world with my darling husband", said the wife. The fairy moved her
magic wand and -abracadabra!-two tickets for the new QM2 Luxury Liner
appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well,
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once
in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,

but a wish is a wish. So the fairy made a circle with her magic wand

and-abracadabra!- the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story . .

Men might be ungrateful idiots. But fairies are. .. . female

thanks Mom