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100 Dollar Bill

Whatever might pique my interest

That's a shame

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Mr. Smith, After retiring, I went to the local social security office to apply for Social Security benefits. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked into his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home, and told the
female clerk that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home but said that he would go home and get it and come back later."


The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me", and she processed the Social Security application.


When he got home, he told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. And his wife said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too.

Thanks Cindy
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