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100 Dollar Bill

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Goodbye Mom

Sunday, October 29, 2006

A young man shopping in a supermarket
noticed a little old lady following him around.

If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout,
turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store,?
it would make me feel good."

She then went through the checkout,
and as she was on her way out of the store,
the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved and smiled
back at him.


Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine
into someone's day, he went to pay for his
groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much ...
I only bought 5? items.."


The clerk replied,
"Yeah, but your Mother said
you'd be paying hers, too."


Moral:? Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
posted by Editor, 5:24 PM

1 Comments:

This was pretty funny, mom and I both had a good laugh. So when do you have a little free time I would like to do my storage unit soon. Call me
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 7:53 PM  

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