Halloween dilemma
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. the spotted hankercheif will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg, you wil be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours, Acme Coustume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel a nd a note which says:
Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since the have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on the crushed nuts , stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
