100 Dollar Bill

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body.

So his two best friends, Jed and Gomer were sent for.

Jed went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Jed said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Jed said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body.

Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say,

"Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."

Thanks Rita