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Saturday, October 29, 2005

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a
repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day,
she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the
mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,
and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't
bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the
following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking
bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the
dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time
with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any
longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

thanks Cindy
posted by Editor, 8:35 AM


HA HA HA I don't have a dishwasher but I need my dishes washed. I won't have a dog around so we wouldn't worry about that. R
commented by Blogger r, 9:12 AM  

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