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Alaska Temperature Conversion Chart

Thursday, March 30, 2006

60 above

Floridians wear coats, gloves and wooly hats.

Alaskans sunbathe.

50 above

New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.

Alaskan people plant gardens.

40 above

Italian cars won't start.

Alaskan people drive with the windows down.

30 above

Distilled water freezes.

Alaskans store their beer outdoors.

20 above

Californians shiver uncontrollably, even with parkas on.

Alaskans have the last cook-out on the patio before it

gets cold.

10 above

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

Alaskan people throw on a sweatshirt.

0 degrees

Californians fly away to Mexico.

Alaskans start chopping wood.

20 below

People in Miami cease to exist.

Alaskan people get out their winter coats and fire up

their snow machines.

40 below

Hollywood disintegrates.

Alaskans start to heat their houses.

60 below

Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.

Alaska Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until

it gets cold enough.

70 below

Mt Saint Helen freezes.

Alaskan people rent some videos and "stay in" for the


90 below

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Alaskans get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg!

297 below

Microbial life survives on dairy products.

Alaskan cows complain of farmers with cold hands!

459.7 below

All atomic action stops.

Alaskans start saying "Cold enough for ya?"

500 below


Alaskans vote for a Democrat for President
posted by Editor, 9:14 AM


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