Alaska Temperature Conversion Chart
Thursday, March 30, 2006
60 above
Floridians wear coats, gloves and wooly hats.
Alaskans sunbathe.
50 above
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Alaskan people plant gardens.
40 above
Italian cars won't start.
Alaskan people drive with the windows down.
30 above
Distilled water freezes.
Alaskans store their beer outdoors.
20 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably, even with parkas on.
Alaskans have the last cook-out on the patio before it
gets cold.
10 above
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Alaskan people throw on a sweatshirt.
0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Alaskans start chopping wood.
20 below
People in Miami cease to exist.
Alaskan people get out their winter coats and fire up
their snow machines.
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
Alaskans start to heat their houses.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Alaska Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until
it gets cold enough.
70 below
Mt Saint Helen freezes.
Alaskan people rent some videos and "stay in" for the
weekend.
90 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Alaskans get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg!
297 below
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Alaskan cows complain of farmers with cold hands!
459.7 below
All atomic action stops.
Alaskans start saying "Cold enough for ya?"
500 below
HELL FREEZES OVER
Alaskans vote for a Democrat for President
Floridians wear coats, gloves and wooly hats.
Alaskans sunbathe.
50 above
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Alaskan people plant gardens.
40 above
Italian cars won't start.
Alaskan people drive with the windows down.
30 above
Distilled water freezes.
Alaskans store their beer outdoors.
20 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably, even with parkas on.
Alaskans have the last cook-out on the patio before it
gets cold.
10 above
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Alaskan people throw on a sweatshirt.
0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Alaskans start chopping wood.
20 below
People in Miami cease to exist.
Alaskan people get out their winter coats and fire up
their snow machines.
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
Alaskans start to heat their houses.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Alaska Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until
it gets cold enough.
70 below
Mt Saint Helen freezes.
Alaskan people rent some videos and "stay in" for the
weekend.
90 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Alaskans get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg!
297 below
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Alaskan cows complain of farmers with cold hands!
459.7 below
All atomic action stops.
Alaskans start saying "Cold enough for ya?"
500 below
HELL FREEZES OVER
Alaskans vote for a Democrat for President
