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100 Dollar Bill

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Bubba and Earl

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Bubba and Earl, two rednecks from Arkansas, were in the local Wal-Mart
when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each won a prize. Earl
won 1st place, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long
spaghetti.
Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba
asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied,
"Great, I love spaghetti!"
Earl asked Bubba, "How about you? How's the toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

Thanks to Cindy
posted by Editor, 5:50 PM

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