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100 Dollar Bill

Whatever might pique my interest

Cork

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb
making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in
my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an
oil lamp.

There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag
attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.

He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'"

I said, "No shit?"

Thanks Cindy!
posted by Editor, 3:17 PM

1 Comments:

You're welcome again "D" ..... :-)
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 5:24 PM  

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