FROM the MaestroPCG on a Blog on Blogs
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
And who does this guy think he's fooling?
I mean, seriously.
I bet he thought he was clever when he had the idea to pose for this picture and make it appear as though he's holding up that boulder. (I bet he's the first one to EVER do it, too!)
The only thing that would make this truly funny is the headline "Man crushed by boulder after he dislodges it with his shoulder". Okay, I'm kidding...kind of.
from: ABlog on Blogs
Nag and Toot
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but
are both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing
to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Thanks Rita
are both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing
to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Thanks Rita
A topic for conversation
Saturday, November 12, 2005
I going to try something a bit different.
I want to try out a blog and discuss things that are of interest to consumers. Since we all are consumers, this should apply to everyone.
On the right---------------------------------------------->
you will notice a link to a site called Why?
This is where I plan to speak my mind and see if I can interest anyone else to speak their mind.
Visit me there, and tell me what you think.
"D"
I want to try out a blog and discuss things that are of interest to consumers. Since we all are consumers, this should apply to everyone.
On the right---------------------------------------------->
you will notice a link to a site called Why?
This is where I plan to speak my mind and see if I can interest anyone else to speak their mind.
Visit me there, and tell me what you think.
"D"
Due to Comment spam...part2
Recently I posted about comment spam. I basically eliminated comments except for some people who regularly posted.
Now I have just set up word verification and comment moderation. This allows me to open up the comments area to all would be posters again.
"D"
Now I have just set up word verification and comment moderation. This allows me to open up the comments area to all would be posters again.
"D"
Typical
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Nowt
Monday, November 07, 2005
Nowt: "Definition of nowt
n. pl. - Neat cattle"
n. pl. - Neat cattle"
Attention!!!
Friday, November 04, 2005
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open".
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a little puzzled.
When he was about to be done shopping, a man came up and said "Your fly is open". He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his barracks door. He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said.....
"When you saw my barracks door open, did you see the Big Marine standing in there at attention?"
The lady, (naturally smarter than the man), thought for a moment and
said....
"No, no I didn't. All I saw was the disabled veteran sitting on a pair of old duffel bags."
Quiche
One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having
brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he
would like and he replies," I'll have a bowl of oatmeal
and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W.
He replies," How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude!
You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you've been in office for your second term for only a short time now!" As the waitress storms away,
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced "quiche".
Thanks Rita
More church humor
Thursday, November 03, 2005
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way?
The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and 2 grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
Thanks Jim and Mary
The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and 2 grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
Thanks Jim and Mary
