Friday, November 04, 2005
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open".
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a little puzzled.
When he was about to be done shopping, a man came up and said "Your fly is open". He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his barracks door. He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said.....
"When you saw my barracks door open, did you see the Big Marine standing in there at attention?"
The lady, (naturally smarter than the man), thought for a moment and
"No, no I didn't. All I saw was the disabled veteran sitting on a pair of old duffel bags."