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Friday, November 04, 2005

One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having
brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he
would like and he replies," I'll have a bowl of oatmeal
and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W.
He replies," How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude!
You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you've been in office for your second term for only a short time now!" As the waitress storms away,
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced "quiche".

Thanks Rita
posted by Editor, 1:56 PM


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