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Thursday, May 11, 2006
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.
This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,
approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put
$1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and
what I don't need I give to the church."
The pastor replied... "That's wonderful. How much does he send you?"
The old lady said.... "Oh, $20,000 a week." The pastor was amazed...
"Your son must be very successful, what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
That is a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "Where does he practice?"
The old lady says proudly...."Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."
This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,
approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put
$1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and
what I don't need I give to the church."
The pastor replied... "That's wonderful. How much does he send you?"
The old lady said.... "Oh, $20,000 a week." The pastor was amazed...
"Your son must be very successful, what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
That is a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "Where does he practice?"
The old lady says proudly...."Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."
