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wet celery

Friday, June 02, 2006

A man goes to a supermarket and as he is browsing the fresh vegetables, notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he recognizes her, but can't place where he knows her from. So he asks "do you know me?"

To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my children."

He thinks back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful and says, "My god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had my way with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

Suddenly looking very uncomfortable, she replied "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
posted by Editor, 5:20 AM

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HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA---R
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