Hillbilly mirror
Friday, May 18, 2007
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life,
an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not
ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring
back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his
wife, didn't like his father so he hung it in the barn, and every
morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look
at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found
the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch
he's runnin' around with."
an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not
ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring
back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his
wife, didn't like his father so he hung it in the barn, and every
morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look
at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found
the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch
he's runnin' around with."
