Duties
Saturday, March 19, 2005
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning at their house. He said that it took a couple of days; but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and dishes.
The second man married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he gave his wife orders to do the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. The first day he didn't see results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes done, and he had dinner on the table.
The third man married a Minnesota girl. He told her her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes and laundry washed, lawn mowed, and meals on the table. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything. But by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye...enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and phone a landscaper.
Thanks to Jackie
The first man married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning at their house. He said that it took a couple of days; but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and dishes.
The second man married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he gave his wife orders to do the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. The first day he didn't see results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes done, and he had dinner on the table.
The third man married a Minnesota girl. He told her her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes and laundry washed, lawn mowed, and meals on the table. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything. But by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye...enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and phone a landscaper.
Thanks to Jackie
