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100 Dollar Bill

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Old Dress

Monday, June 05, 2006

Dorothy and Edna two "senior" widows, are talking at the local
coffee shop.

Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . I know that
you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about
him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually
at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he
brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and
what's there but a luxury car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.

Then he takes me out for dinner, a marvelous dinner - lobster,
let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died
from pleasure!

So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an
ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has
his way with me, two times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

Edna: "No, no, no! I'm just saying, wear an old dress."

Thanks Stacey
posted by Editor, 1:38 PM


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