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100 Dollar Bill

Whatever might pique my interest

Cowboy

Sunday, April 03, 2005

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped
up on a table. He had on the biggest boots she'd ever seen!

The woman asked the cowboy, "Is it true what they say about men with big
feet?"

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady!
Why don't ya come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered.
Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

The woman replied, "Don't be flattered.
Take the money and buy yourself
some boots that fit!"

Thanks Rita
posted by Editor, 7:08 AM

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